Well, this year's Card-vent Calendar is a beaut, and it arrived just in time, too. Post-Thanksgiving mail can be a little hit-or-miss, but this precious parcel showed up on my doorstep just in time. A real classy one this year, the type of Christmas scene most of us can only dream of. But since Card-vent is the time for sharing, let's kick off the First Annual Death Stare Cards Card-vent Calendar (and thirteenth overall).
December 1, 2019:
1993 Fleer Ultra #285 Kenny Rogers
Once Halloween passes, the days start flying past you, much like a Kenny Rogers fastball. In the interest of enjoying the holiday season, however, Death Stare Cards suggests that you hit the throttle, take a few miles off your heater, and stop every so often to notice the good things in life. If you bear down too much, try to force it, you'll end up blowing out your O-ring like Mr. Rogers here.