I hereby declare today Fucked-Up Friday. You've made it to the end of a hard week, reward yourself by getting fucked up. Obtain the substance of your choice, find a safe place to consume it, and have at it. At some point in the revelry, go and page through some of your cards. If they all don't look like this one, you're doing it wrong.
And, of course, do not drive in this condition. Listen to some music instead.