December 20, 2019:
1995 Upper Deck Collector's Choice Special Edition #75 Ozzie Smith
Congratulations, you've made it to Christmas break! Ozzie Smith wants you to slide him some skin, so don't leave him hanging.
Come to think of it, if Ozzie Smith were to invent some new kind of elaborate handshake/five greeting, it's likely that one would have to enroll in a three-day training seminar just to wrap one's head around the first couple of steps. And maybe you would have to be Roberto Alomar to perform it correctly. In any case, just try not to botch the whole affair.
Note: The editorial staff of this blog acknowledges that there is part of a baseball visible behind the Special Edition logo, making it likely that Mr. Smith is catching or throwing a ball behind his back, and is not offering a "low five." The dexterity and coordination required to execute this action is at a level neither you, nor your children, nor your children's children, will ever possess.
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