Wednesday, December 2, 2020

2020 Card-vent Calendar: December 2

December 2, 2020:
2017 Upper Deck Alien Paranoid Android #PA2 Breaking Quarantine

Our nation's major flaw (if we're not counting the ineptitude of the executive branch of the federal government) concerning the Coronavirus was telling people that social distancing, mask wearing, et al., was for the sake of protecting others.  That's not how Americans operate.  We're selfish in such a way that, paradoxically, goes against our own self-interest.
What those in charge should have done was declare that if you broke quarantine like Ash here, you could end up like him.  It starts with a bit of the milk drool, and it ends with spaghetti neck and your head sitting a few feet from your body in a pool of Alfredo sauce.
Resist the temptation to gather unsafely, friends.  It's just not worth it.  And should your reckless behavior lead to infection, "I can't lie about your chances, but... you have my sympathies."


1 comment:

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