2022 Card-vent Calendar: December 22

December 22, 2022:

2019 National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Card Scramble #2 Aunt Bethany

Ellen: Oh, Aunt Bethany, you know, you shouldn't have done that.

Aunt Bethany: Oh dear, did I break wind?

 

Uncle Louis: Jeeeezus, did the room clear out, Bethany?  Hell no, she means presents, you shouldn't've brought presents. 

Nothing I write could top that, so that's it for tonight's post.