December 14, 2024:
2024 Hawk Tuah Girl with Cock 'n Balls Lincoln Cent Relic (40/69)
However you view this phenomenon, be it from the lens of bewilderment at instant celebrity, or trickle-down memification*, or the the inherent dangers of unstable currency, she did at least get something right.
As consenting adults, you and your partner of choice should aggressively pursue satisfaction, whatever form that may take. Without bias against any gender, please feel free to spit on that thang**, and in turn get that thang spit on. It's Saturday, after all.
*Seriously, I have third grade students saying "hawk tuah" all over the place. It's very disturbing. ("Skibidi" and "What the sigma?" are also huge right now. I've worked very hard to ignore it, they're just dumb words that will go away in a few months, and calling attention to them would just prolong their stay. After all, three years ago it was an onslaught of randomly singing "We Don't Talk About Bruno," and now nobody does that anymore.) I'm hoping they're oblivious to its origins, and they're just repeating what they've heard repeated ad nauseam from short-form videos, which are the most popular form of entertainment for their age group at the moment.
**Thang having no specific biology, in this space at least. Parts is parts, as they used to say.
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